Mariah Carey Debuts Angel Champagne

January 21, 2010 in France by BurgundyStreet

I don’t know whether to laugh at this, or cry.  Champagne, is sacred.  It’s delicate, and elegant….. and that’s why the following hurts so much to write:  

A few days after her embarassing acceptance speech for her role in Precious, Mariah Carey took to her Twitter account to release the news of her new project, Angel Champagne.  This could very well be the champagne she was drinking the night she accepted the award for her performance, when she blamed her being drunk, on champagne…. oh please let it be!

The former pop-diva turned trainwreck would be just another in a long list for celeb-retards that try to milk just another penny off of their fans.    We are busy locating a bottle to taste.

(I’m going to hell for this story)